captioned-vines:

goodnightputos:

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“ If someone says, “I’m fat.” Do not fucking say, “No, you’re not! You’re gorgeous! Or, “No, you’re not! You’re super beautiful!” Cuz guess what. They are fat,and they are beautiful cuz guess what, you can be fat and beautiful! [gasp] I know! I just fucking blew your mind! I know! I know! It’s a discovery that I made last year, and I’m bringing it to 2015 cuz not enough people know you can be fat and beautiful! They are two separate things that you can be all at once. Fucking amazing. Isn’t it? Do we have any questions? No? Okay, so stop that shit 2k15!”

tomlinstylez:

When you’re trying to prove Larry isn’t real but Google’s a Larry too… Harry sue them

wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Cloud by Richard Clarkson 

The Cloud by Richard Clarkson is an interactive lamp and speaker system, designed to mimic a thundercloud in both appearance and entertainment.

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amare-habeo:

Max Slevogt (German, 1868 - 1932)

Sunset (Sonnenuntergang), 1902

edwardspoonhands:

tumblingdoe:

edwardspoonhands:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

OK, no offense you guys, but have you ever participated in oral sex? It is very difficult to do when both people are standing up…

Hank, I think the spread legs could be/ are of someone squatting against the wall while the other person is standing. Maybe there’s even a stool or cauldron to squat on. :0) Who can resolve this curiosity for us?

OK…I think it’s actually completely possible that one of them is sitting on a stool (or cauldron) and this is, in fact, BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

radglawr:

spoopypx:

i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.

THE GREATEST THING

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door